- [first lines]
- Ghost #1: Ah, we don't have no fun no more
- Ghost #2: No. Nobody around here to scare.
- Ghost #3: Ha! We scared them all away. Guess we're too good
- Ghost: [On phone] Do you chase ghosts?
- Goofy: Ahyuck! Do we chase ghosts?
- Mickey Mouse: Y-y-yes, ma'am... Yes, sir! I'll say we do!
- Ghost: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
- [the ghosts take turns doing spooky laughs through the phone]
- Ghost: Come quick. The old McShiver mansion.
- Mickey Mouse: Okay, we'll be right over.
- [Hangs up]
- Mickey Mouse: Oh, boy! A customer!
- Donald Duck: A customer!
- Goofy: A customer?
- [last lines]
- Donald Duck: [to the ghosts who retreat from their home in fright] So you can't take it, you big sissies!
- Goofy: [pins his butt thinking it's a ghost] YEOW! It's got me! They're pulling the life out of me! Help! Mickey! I got 'em! I got all three of them!