3 Dumb Clucks (1937)

Frank Austin: Prison Guard

Quotes 

• Prison Guard : [catching the Stooges trying to break out]  What's going on in here?

  Curly : What's going on in here?

  Moe : [showing him a bar from the window]  Termites.

  Prison Guard : Termites? I'll report 'em.

• Prison Guard : [Moe feigns using an electric razor to cover for Curly drilling through a wall]  What you need is a hacksaw.

  Larry : No, we tried that, but that window's...

  [Moe kicks him as a non-verbal indication to shut up] 

  Larry : Oof!

  Prison Guard : Imagine. A hacksaw in jail.