3 Dumb Clucks (1937)

Eddie Laughton: Chopper's Henchman

Quotes 

• Chopper's Henchman : How'd you make out, baby?

  Daisy : Well, we got the marriage license, and the wedding's set for 3:00.

  Chopper's Henchman : Ah, that's great. Chopper and I decided to have the wedding up here at the penthouse.

  [he makes a gun gesture with his finger] 

  Chopper : Yeah, because it wouldn't be polite to give the guy the works in his own joint. Especially on his wedding day.

  Daisy : It's all right by me. I'll bring him up here then.

  Chopper's Henchman : Attagirl. When it's all over, you and I will go to Europe and spend the old guy's dough, huh, baby?

• Daisy : Oh, he's fainted!

  Chopper's Henchman : Give him some air. Bring him over here by the open window.

  Curly : No, not the window!

  Moe : He passed out again. Speak to me, kid. Say something. Come on, kid, please say something.

  Curly : Something.

  Moe : [bonking him on the head]  Come on! He's all right, folks.

• Daisy : Come on, Popsie Wopsie. We're ready for the wedding.

  Curly : I changed my mind. I don't want to be married.

  Chopper's Henchman : That's what you think. You're gonna marry her right now.

  Curly : I'll marry her when I'm ready.

  Chopper's Henchman : [with his hand in his pocket like a gun]  Are you ready?

  Curly : Yeah, I'm ready.

• Chopper's Henchman : Say, where you been?

  Pop Howard : I'm looking for my Daisy-Waisy.

  Chopper's Henchman : Oh, Daisy's waiting for you downstairs.

  Pop Howard : Oh, I better go down, then.

  Chopper's Henchman : You said it.

  Pop Howard : [getting pushed down the elevator shaft]  No!

  Chopper's Henchman : [Curly comes running down the stairs]  Where are you going?

  Curly : Upstairs.

  Chopper's Henchman : That's that.

  [Curly comes up out of the staircase and, seeing them, turns back around] 

  Chopper : There he is again!

  Chopper's Henchman : Come on, we'll cut him off with the elevator.

  [the elevator door opens and Pop comes out; seeing them, he gets back on] 

  Chopper : Say, are we drunk?

• Chopper's Henchman : You know what to do.

  Chopper's Henchman : Sure. As soon as this mug marries Daisy, we'll polish him off.

  Chopper's Henchman : Yeah, but we can't shoot him. That'd make too much noise.

  Curly : [eavesdropping]  You think they mean me?

  Moe : They don't mean me.

  Larry : Me either.

  Chopper's Henchman : How about choking him?

  Chopper's Henchman : Nah, that'll leave fingerprints. I got it. As soon as they get married, we dump him out of a window. He falls 14 stories and it looks like an accident.

  Chopper's Henchman : Great.

  Moe : That guy thinks of everything.

  Larry : I'm glad they made up their mind.

  Moe : They had me worried.

  Curly : I'm still worried.

  Moe : Wait a minute. Where are you going?

  Curly : After the thin man.