Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)

Curly Howard: Curly

Quotes 

• Moe : The landlord's threatened to throw us out.

  Curly : What's he squawking about, we only owe for eight months.

• Curly : [Moe has taken off Curly's hat after his beard fell off and then slaps him]  Oh you hit Santa Claus just for that no toys.

  Curly : [Moe bops Curlys head]  Ow ooohhhh!

• Curly : Ah my fair beauty, open up thy curtains so that I might see your fair kisser.

• Moe : "Oh boy! I'll take the blonde!"

  Larry : "I'll take the brunette!"

  Curly : "I'll take the black and tan!"

• [after Moe conks Curly in the head with a chisel, and then apologizes] 

  Curly : Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui.

  Moe : Oui what?

  Curly : "Oui" ("We") should be more careful about what we do around here... Chisler!

  [Moe conks him again] 

• Curly : Oh! Where you have been all my life, toots?

  Harem Girl : [speaking with a Brooklyn accent]  Down at Toidy-Toid and Toid Avenue. I just got over.

  Curly : Oh, Landsman! Remember the old poolroom?

  Harem Girl : Yeah.

  Curly : Well that's a church now.

  Harem Girl : No kiddin'.