Dancing Co-Ed (1939)

Richard Carlson: 'Pug' Braddock

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Quotes 

• 'Pug' Braddock : [after unsuccessfully trying to kiss Patty while parked at the "smoochin' spot"]  Emotional little bundle, aren't ya?

  Patty Marlow : No, I'm the intellectual type.

  'Pug' Braddock : Hmm...

  Patty Marlow : But you're gonna be very grateful to me before this night's over.

  'Pug' Braddock : Yeah, I...

  [looks surprised] 

  'Pug' Braddock : Well, that's more like it!

  [tries to kiss Patty again] 

  Patty Marlow : [blocks Pug with her elbow to his neck]  Oh, I'm sorry.

  'Pug' Braddock : Where'd ya learn that bit of jiu-jitsu?

• 'Pug' Braddock : Did you ever know anybody that ever knew anybody that ever won a contest anywhere?

• Patty Marlow : Don't you think its on the level?

  'Pug' Braddock : On the level? You don't suppose Monarch Studios is going to gamble a million bucks on one of you knock-kneed twerps.

• 'Pug' Braddock : Well, you heard what the man said. Go on, get hysterical.

  Patty Marlow : I can't. It gives me hiccups.

  'Pug' Braddock : Didn't that announcement do anything to you? What's the matter? You're feet tongue-tied?

  Patty Marlow : They won't talk.

• 'Pug' Braddock : She'll have the eyes, ears, nose and throat of a co-ed; but not the legs. She'll have the legs of a regular professional dancer.

• 'Pug' Braddock : Gosh, Patty, it looks like you swallowed a sunset! Well, when the Chief saw you, steam started rising from his collar.

  Patty Marlow : His boiling point's pretty low.

• 'Pug' Braddock : Among newspaper men, there's no difference between a man and a woman.

• 'Pug' Braddock : Look, Pee Wee, this is your last chance to ask questions. Now, are you sure you got everything straight?

  [Pee Wee winks] 

  'Pug' Braddock : Queer little duck.

• 'Pug' Braddock : Hey turn off that fan!

  Chief Evans : Sorry, Pug. Wrong plug. Wrong plug, sorry Pug. Hmm. Not bad.

• Patty Marlow : Pug, what's the distance between here and Russia?

  'Pug' Braddock : It's a lot longer than the distance between here and Friday.

• Patty Marlow : Oh, but, Pug!

  'Pug' Braddock : Oh, what's the use, Patty? This idea was cockeyed from the start.