- Rusty Joslin: Boy, what a country! Even the soldiers are crooks.
- Stony Brooke: The only honest man around here is a bandit.
- Rusty Joslin: Listen here, you young whippersnapper! I'm just as spry as I ever was. Who was it that rounded up those renegades? And who corralled that bank robber back home, eh?
- Stony Brooke: Well, who?
- Rusty Joslin: Uh, six other fellows.