Yes, We Have No Bonanza (1939)

Moe Howard: Moe

Quotes 

• Curly : I'll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?

  Moe : Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?

  Curly : On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.

  Moe : Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.

  Curly : Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.

  [tosses eggs to Moe] 

  Curly : A sack of flour comin' down!

  [tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour] 

  Moe : Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!

  [Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs] 

  Curly : So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

  Moe : Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!

  Curly : I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!

• Moe : One beer!

  Curly : One beer coming up.

  [fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand] 

  Curly : 87,54,33 hike!

  [throws the mug horizontally to Moe who catches it and puts it on the table] 

  Larry : Draw one!

  Curly : Draw one!

  [fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand] 

  Curly : Hike! On the way!

  [throws the mug to Larry who catches it the wrong way, the contents of the mug fly out onto Moe, getting him soaked] 

  Larry : I'm sorry, Moe.

  Moe : Don't worry, it was just an accident.

  [grabs the beer mug and smashes it on Larry's head] 

  Moe : That was no accident. Who did you think I was, a customer?

  [grabs him by the hair]