- [the stooges are hiding on a stretcher under a blanket in the morgue. Two orderlies enter the room and see what they believe are cadavers]
- Orderly: [to younger orderly] Move these bodies to the crematory.
- Orderly: Yes sir, the crematory.
- Curly: Crematory?
- [younger orderly listens with shock]
- Moe: Boy that's a real hot foot!
- Larry: Let's get outta here!
- [they throw the blanket off and run off, prompting the younger orderly to scream in fear]
- Moe: It's a very sad case, doctor. Ever since he's been bitten by a dog, he thinks he is one.
- Dr. D. Lerious: What happened to the dog that bit him?
- Moe: He died.
- Radio Announcer: We interrupt this program to broadcast a warning: be on the look out for three funny looking men. One is an escaped lunatic who imagines he is a dog. Be careful; he bites! That is all.
- Dr. D. Lerious: [shaking Curly's head] Something loose inside.
- Moe: Oh, you're wrong, doctor. His head is empty.
- Dr. D. Lerious: Now let me see the heart.
- Curly: Two spades.
- Larry: I double.
- Moe: [annoyed] I re-double.
- [slaps them both]