A Plumbing We Will Go (1940)

Larry Fine: Larry

Quotes 

• Moe : [Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent]  Hey, are you smokin'?

  Larry : No, but the pipe is.

  Moe : The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!

  Larry : [checks his pockets]  We forgot the tape!

  Moe : Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.

• Curly : Say why don't you call your stops?

  Moe : This is far enough I guess.

  Larry : Where are we?

  Curly : What do you care as long as we're not in jail.

• Butler : [When he sees Larry digging a hole]  Stop it, Stop it! You are ruining the lawn!

  Larry : [annoyed]  Don't tell me how to run my business, beat it!

  Butler : Put that soil back where it belongs!

  [Larry then swings the shovel back and a block hits him in the face] 

• Prosecuting Attorney : Remember, You have sworn to tell the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth, now were You, or were You not on the night of June the 13th in Mrs. Traunabottoms Chicken Coop?

  Curly : Why Soitenly not, we was in the House!

  Prosecuting Attorney : What House?

  Larry : The Dog House!

  Curly : Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

  [Moe Bonks both Larry, and Curly's heads together] 

• Moe : [after Larry punctures the furnace]  Hey, are you smokin'?

  Larry : No, but the pipe is!