Spooks Run Wild (1941)
Huntz Hall: Glimpy
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Quotes
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Glimpy : You know, I milked a cow once. A very intricate affair. You see, a cow's got four faucets.
Danny : What for?
Glimpy : Well, the first faucet is for buttermilk, the second for bottled milk, and the third is for evaporated milk.
Danny : What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy : Come to think of it, this cow only had t'ree.
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Glimpy : [on the bus to camp] I'll fix them cops. I'll go to the country and get sick and die and come back and haunt them!
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Radio Announcer : We interrupt this program for an important announcement to listeners near Hillside and Colton: All citizens are warned to be on the lookout for The Monster Killer, who is believed to be in this vicinity. This maniac has left a trail of three inhuman murders, and is believed heading upstate. We return you now to your program.
Muggs McGinnis : Monsters? That don't mean nothing to us. We eat 'em every morning for breakfast.
Glimpy : Bring those monsters on. I ain't ascared of them. I'm anemic. I was taken for a ride once.
Margie - Sweet Shop Clerk : You were?
Glimpy : Yeah. There I was, miles from Time Square - somewhere in Central Park I think - and them gangsters, they had me backed against a tree, and they got machine guns, see, and they went...
[makes machine gun noises]
Glimpy : And what do you think happened?
Margie - Sweet Shop Clerk : I don't know. What happened?
Muggs McGinnis , Danny : He got killed.
Glimpy : Fantastic, wasn't it?
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Muggs McGinnis : What're you looking for?
Danny : Remember what we heard on the radio about that... that, that ghoul, that guy that sucks all the blood out of ya?
Muggs McGinnis : What would he be doin' out here, suckin' the sap out of the trees?
Glimpy : Hey, does the guy really suck all the blood out of ya?
Danny : Yeah!
Glimpy : Well, I got nothin' to worry about, 'cause the mosquitoes got all mine. Ow!
[slaps neck]
Glimpy : That was a Messerschmitt.
Danny : Hey, what if he really was out here?
Muggs McGinnis : What if you was back home?
Danny : Yeah?
Muggs McGinnis : Your old man 'ould give you a hit in the head like dat.
[smacks Danny in the head]
Danny : I ain't got an old man.
[smacks Muggs back]
Glimpy : The kid's an orphan.
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Glimpy : [after Muggs jumps up from the table] What's the matter?
Muggs : There's a-a-a skeleton in there! He-he was laughing right in my face!
Glimpy : Yeah? What's he so happy about?
[looks in jar]
Glimpy : A skull!
Muggs : [to the others] Go ahead, go ahead, look, look for yourselves, go on! Go on!
[everybody huddles around and sees nothing in the jar]
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Glimpy : You know sumpin'? I like this room much better in the dark - and I don't like the dark.