They All Kissed the Bride (1942)

Allen Jenkins: Johnny Johnson

Quotes 

• Michael 'Mike' Holmes : [after Johnny Johnson lets him out of the back of his truck]  Pineapples to barbed wire - don't you guys ever haul mattresses?

  Johnny Johnson : We don't haul passengers either if we want to hold our jobs.

• Johnny Johnson : [after backing up his truck to aid a damsel in distress, at Mike's urging]  Anything I can do for you, sister?

  Spotter : You've already done it, brother. No. 458, Route 92.

  Johnny Johnson : A spotter. There goes my wife's new shoes.

  Spotter : [to Michael]  All right, mister. Just throw your weight out of that truck. We're not in competition with the taxi cab.

• Michael 'Mike' Holmes : Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't his fault. I'm a stowaway. He didn't know I was in the truck.

  Spotter : Oh, left your truck unlocked.

  Johnny Johnson : Mike, will ya keep quiet.

  Michael 'Mike' Holmes : Keep quiet? That's the trouble with the bunch of you. Why don't you speak up - shout till somebody hears you?

  Spotter : Planning against the good of the company. You better get started before this chump lands you on relief.

  Michael 'Mike' Holmes : Look, can't we settle this amicably?

  Spotter : Offering a bribe.

  Johnny Johnson : Good-bye.

  [he drives off in his truck] 

  Michael 'Mike' Holmes : [to the spotter who has gotten into her car]  Why does an attractive girl like you have to do this kind of work?

  Spotter : Why grandma, what big teeth you've got.

  [and she drives off] 

• Michael 'Mike' Holmes : You don't know it, but you're beginning to be just like your boss. Pretty soon, you'll begin to enjoy it.

  Johnny Johnson : Yeah, I guess you're right.

• Michael 'Mike' Holmes : I do hope this isn't putting you to too much trouble, old boy.

  Johnny Johnson : Well, it is, but what can I do about it?

• Johnny Johnson : Hey, Mike, Mike, here's your ball of fire. Don't leave her lying around loose like this. The place is full of mooches.

• Johnny Johnson : Cupid Johnny, that's me. All I need is a bow, an arrow, and a diaper.

• Michael 'Mike' Holmes : M.J. Drew, humph! She's getting to be too big for her britches.

  Johnny Johnson : That's a nice way to talk about a lady.

  Michael 'Mike' Holmes : Lady? Oh, that's not a lady, that's a heel.