- Jose Sanchez: How dare you hug my wife in front of my eyes!
- Curly: Well turn around, and I'll hug her behind your back!
- Curly: Dear old Mexico, the warmth of your chilli will bring new zest to my breast, and vicea versa.
- Moe: Can the chatter, or I'll give you new fingers in the eyes!
- Curly: Have you got new ones?
- Moe: *Holds up his two grubby fingers* What are these?
- Moe: Those are the old ones!
- Moe: They'll do!
- [Pokes Curly in the eyes]