- Moe: [Dressed as Hitler] Ach, ich ich ich ach, ach ze vompen ze hast haben! Ja? You fail to catch three spies! Blow out your brains!
- Herr Capitan: But mein fuher, ve are nazis! Ve have no brains!
- Moe: Zen vat you got, blow out!
- Herr Capitan: Heil Hitler!
- Moe: Hang Hitler! Ven my field marshall counts three, start blowing!
- Curly: One!... What comes after one?
- Moe: TWO! Never mind, fat boy, I count myself. One! Two! Th... t... t... ACHOO!
- Herr Capitan: [Picks up mustache that Moe sneezed off] Oh, mein fuher!
- Moe: Oh, my personality, thanks buddy.
- Curly: [the Stooges are leaning over the railing of the ship] Hi, fellas! Oh, where'd you get the suntan?
- Moe: Ooh, I'm seasick...
- Curly: It's only mind over matter! That's all! Here, Moe, have some of my raw liver!
- [Moe holds his mouth and runs away]
- Curly: What's wrong with him? Hey Larry, share my raw liver, it's delicious!
- [Larry runs away covering his mouth]
- Curly: What's the matter with you guys? Ya can't take it!
- [laughs, takes a bite of his raw liver. Suddenly realizes where he is, turns around and collapses, leaning over the railing of the ship]
- Lt. Dungen: Zat's treason! Zat's mutiny! I'll have you hung... I'll have you shot for zat! Heil Hitler!
- Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
- Lt. Dungen: Heil Hitler!
- Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
- Lt. Dungen: Heil Hitler!
- Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
- Lt. Dungen: Heil nothing! Come on, you!