Best Foot Forward (1943)

Henry O'Neill: Maj. Reeber

Quotes 

• Maj. Reeber : That isn't a dress. That's a souvenir. This is the kind of country where we have the right to collect bottle tops. That's why the Flying Tigers wore silk stockings to show which way the wind was blowing.

  Col. Harkrider : Whaaaat?

• Maj. Reeber : Where's the sentry who was on the door?

  Dutch Miller : Here sir!

  Maj. Reeber : You know the rules. Why didn't you report the presence of this movie actress who came here with Hooper?

  Dutch Miller : Well sir, she said her name was Helen Schlesinger. I didn't realise she was Lucille Ball until her dress came off.