A Gem of a Jam (1943)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Moe : Don't worry, when we get through with him he'll be a different man.

• Moe : Hey, make it snappy, you guys. We got three more offices to clean.

  [catching Larry hiding a dustpan of dirt under a seat cushion] 

  Moe : You know better than that.

  Larry : Uh, do I?

  Moe : No.

  [slapping him] 

  Moe : Get out of here.

• Moe : What's the matter with you? Can't you hear me whistle?

  Curly : [putting his fingers in his ears]  There must be something wrong with my drums.

  Moe : I'll fix that.

  [he smacks Curly's elbows, with an accompanying slapstick "pop"] 

  Curly : Ooh!

• Curly : [Moe just fished out a goldfish out of Curly's stomach]  Hey, have you got a fishing license?

  Moe : No.

  Curly : Then give me back my fish.

  Moe : Here's one.

  [slaps Curly in the forehead] 

• Curly : [first lines; the Stooges are washing themselves]  I think it's a bad case of Spectus-onthefloorus!

  Moe : Then we should use plenty of sulpha thya-soap!

  Larry : I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no!

  Curly : Would you say maybe?

  Larry : I might!

  Moe : So be it!