A Gem of a Jam (1943)

Fred Kelsey: Police Chief

Quotes 

• Police Chief : I'm just praying to get my hands on the gang leader.

  [having fallen out of the Stooges' window, Joe, said leader falls into the back of a patrol car] 

  Police Chief : That's what I call service! Take him to the station.

• Police Chief : Hey. Did you see three fellows come up here?

  Watchman : No, sir.

  Police Chief : Well if you do, grab them they're killers.

  Watchman : Yes.

  [suddenly gets nervous] 

  Watchman : What? Who's gonna grab who?