- Nurse 'Nosey' Parker: Doctor, it's after one o'clock and you're having Miss Molly Byrd for lunch.
- Dr. Leonard B. Gillespie: Awww... she's too tough. Get me some lamb chops!
- Nurse Molly Byrd: Don't you know that if you tell lies you'll never get to heaven?
- Dr. Leonard B. Gillespie: I'm not particularly anxious to get to heaven - on account of the trouble I'd have in getting my shirt on over my wings.
- [laughs]
- Nurse Molly Byrd: Oh, don't worry about that, Leonard. Your trouble is going to be getting your pants on over your tail.
- [laughs]
- Dr. Leonard B. Gillespie: [does a spit-take with his coffee]
- Ruth Edley: Look, Red, I admit that girl isn't exactly repulsive. But anything she's good at I can do better, quicker, and cheaper.