- Danny Weems: You know, if I don't get a rest petty soon, I'm gonna have to have an operation.
- Joe Nelson: They can't operate on you, Junior. With all those pills inside of you, you'd roll off the table.
- Danny Weems: Say, what's the matter with that horse of yours? He keeps breathing in all the time - never breathes out?
- Milkman: Well, I'll tell you, Bub. But I don't want it to get around. He isn't really a horse. He's a vacuum cleaner.
- Sgt. Gelsey: [Looking at some of the 100 plus nurses sunbathing and sitting in their special deck area aboard the ship] We never had anything like this in the last war
- Info Jones: Sergeant, we don't have anything like it in this war either.