- Moe: [Curly is dancing and striking poses with some ostrich feathers] Hey, pin-up boy! Get to work, or I'll pin your ears back.
- Curly: Hey, look! A pelican.
- Moe: That's no pelican. It's a gander.
- Curly: Mahatma Gander?
- Moe: A gander. A gander! A goose's husband.
- Curly: Oh.
- Larry: Yeah, a papa goose.
- Curly: Do they have papa and mama gooseses?
- Larry: Oh, sure. And little baby gooseses, too.
- Curly: Oh, I read about them. They come from Germany: the Goose-stapo.
- Moe: Look, if you don't stop, I'll give you a pop.
- Curly: What flavor?
- Moe: Five delicious flavors.
- [Moe slaps Curly]
- Ma: I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round.