Idiots Deluxe (1945)
Moe Howard: Moe
Quotes
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[Curly is caught in bear trap, and Moe and Larry think the bear has got him]
Larry : Did you hear that? He's got him. He's got him.
Moe : You want the bear to eat him alive? Go out there and help him.
Larry : That bear don't need no help.
Moe : What are you, a coward?
Larry : Yes.
Moe : Go on out and save him.
Larry : I'll go, but my heart ain't in it.
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Curly : You can take my word, Moe, I...
Moe : Your word's no good. At least I'll get my rightful share of those potatoes.
[seeing Larry eating and the plate empty]
Moe : Oh, another chisler, eh?
[slapping him]
Moe : What's the matter with you?
Larry : Wait a minute, I didn't do nothing.
Moe : You didn't do nothing, eh? You ate everything but the platter.
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Moe : You worm! Where's your manners? Why didn't you leave me some of them eggs?
Curly : I didn't touch 'em.
Moe : Ah, shut up and don't make things worse. The next time a thing like that happens, I'll gouge your eyes out.
Curly : But you can't...
Moe : I'll tear your tonsils out. You ain't supposed to eat until we're all seated and everybody has an equal chance.
Curly : Aw, shut up.
[sticking out his tongue]
Curly : Mlehhh!
Moe : [retrieving something from a shelf] What'd you say?
Curly : [sticking out his tongue again] Mlehhh!
Moe : [pouring salt on his tongue] Now behave yourself.
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Moe : [Curly accidentally spills spaghetti on him] You're a nitwit, that's what you are! What's the matter with you?
Curly : Hey Moe, there's a b-b-b-b-bear in the window.
Moe : You're wacky. What do you mean a bear in the window? There's no bear around here.
[Moe goes to the window and looks around; the bear growls and smacks him in the head]
Moe : Oh! Oh! Oh! You're right. There is a bear around here.
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Moe : If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's bologna and whipped cream, and we haven't got any.
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Curly : [after Larry shoots Moe, thinking he's a black bear] Hey, what are you doing here? You look just like the bear.
Moe : Shut up! Gimme that gun.
Larry : I didn't do nothing...
Moe : Shut up!
[thrusting the butt on the ground, accidentally discharging it through the roof]
Moe : [a dead duck lands in front of them] Boy, a duck!
Curly : That's what I call hunting.
Moe : [seeing him look through the hole in expectation] What are you doing?
Curly : Waitin' for the dressing and the cranberry sauce.
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Judge : This complaint states that you attacked the plaintiffs with this.
[showing an ax]
Judge : State's exhibit "A". You admit this is your property, do you not?
Moe : Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look at it? You see, I had my name carved somewhere on the handle.
[he accidentally hits the bailiff in the head]
Judge : A born killer, eh? Sit down!
Moe : But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my side of the story...
Judge : You mean you have something to say in extenuation?
Moe : Oh, not that! No, no, not that, Your Honor.