Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Larry Fine: Larry

Quotes 

• [Curly is caught in bear trap, and Moe and Larry think the bear has got him] 

  Larry : Did you hear that? He's got him. He's got him.

  Moe : You want the bear to eat him alive? Go out there and help him.

  Larry : That bear don't need no help.

  Moe : What are you, a coward?

  Larry : Yes.

  Moe : Go on out and save him.

  Larry : I'll go, but my heart ain't in it.

• Curly : [thinking Moe is dead]  Poor Moe.

  Larry : Oh, woe is Moe.

  Moe : [comes up with an ax]  Oh, WOE is you!

  Larry : Whoa, Moe!

• Curly : You can take my word, Moe, I...

  Moe : Your word's no good. At least I'll get my rightful share of those potatoes.

  [seeing Larry eating and the plate empty] 

  Moe : Oh, another chisler, eh?

  [slapping him] 

  Moe : What's the matter with you?

  Larry : Wait a minute, I didn't do nothing.

  Moe : You didn't do nothing, eh? You ate everything but the platter.

• Judge : Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem.

  Curly : You mean murder!

  Larry : Yeah, and he tried to kill us, too!

  Moe : [banging gavel]  QUIET!

• Curly : [seeing the bear unconscious]  Hey, Larry, we got him! We got him! Look.

  Larry : Are you sure he's dead?

  Curly : Soitenly. If you don't believe me, put your head to his chest and listen to his heart.

  Larry : I'll take your word for it. Say, he'll make a beautiful rug. Do you know a taxidermist?

  Curly : Soitenly. My cousin Ollie from Pittsburgh, he drives a taxi.

  Larry : Taxidermist! Taxidermist!

  Curly : Taxidermist to you, too.

• Curly : [after Larry shoots Moe, thinking he's a black bear]  Hey, what are you doing here? You look just like the bear.

  Moe : Shut up! Gimme that gun.

  Larry : I didn't do nothing...

  Moe : Shut up!

  [thrusting the butt on the ground, accidentally discharging it through the roof] 

  Moe : [a dead duck lands in front of them]  Boy, a duck!

  Curly : That's what I call hunting.

  Moe : [seeing him look through the hole in expectation]  What are you doing?

  Curly : Waitin' for the dressing and the cranberry sauce.

• Larry : There, it was only the trap. What's the idea scaring us half to death?

  Curly : The bear was here in person, I tell ya. I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail.

  Larry : Where did he go?

  Curly : That way.

  Larry : Come on.

  [they head off in the opposite direction]