Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Vernon Dent: Judge

Quotes 

• Judge : Were you ever indicted?

  Moe : Not since I was a baby, your honor.

• Judge : Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem.

  Curly : You mean murder!

  Larry : Yeah, and he tried to kill us, too!

  Moe : [banging gavel]  QUIET!

• Judge : This complaint states that you attacked the plaintiffs with this.

  [showing an ax] 

  Judge : State's exhibit "A". You admit this is your property, do you not?

  Moe : Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look at it? You see, I had my name carved somewhere on the handle.

  [he accidentally hits the bailiff in the head] 

  Judge : A born killer, eh? Sit down!

  Moe : But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my side of the story...

  Judge : You mean you have something to say in extenuation?

  Moe : Oh, not that! No, no, not that, Your Honor.