Three Pests in a Mess (1945)

Curly Howard: Curly

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Quotes 

• Curly : [falls down]  Yaaah!

  Cheatham's Secretary : Are you hurt?

  Curly : I think I've been stabbed.

  [gets up] 

  Cheatham's Secretary : [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat]  Well look what you did to my knitting needles.

  Curly : It didn't do me much good either.

• Curly : Hey Moe, you know that dead guy? He just slapped me.

  Moe : Like this?

  [slaps Curly] 

  Curly : Yeah, just like that only it was on the other side.

  Larry : Where's the body?

  Curly : I ain't got any body, I lost it.

  Moe : Well you're gonna go find it!

• Curly : [the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse]  This is all your fault.

  [kicks the guard, the guard kicks him] 

  Curly : Did you kick me?

  Cemetery Guard : No.

  Curly : Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...

  [screams and runs off] 

• Curly : [tumble weed rolls past him]  Somebody just ran by me.

  Moe : What'd he look like?

  Curly : I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...

  Larry : Say, why don't we put him

  [the corpse] 

  Larry : out in the street?

  Curly : What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?

  [shakes his head] 

  Moe : We're gonna bury him right here!