Hair-Raising Hare (1946)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Peter Lorre Scientist, Gossamer, Doctor

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'cause it hasn't.

• Bugs : That's the trouble with some dames. Kiss 'em and they fly apart!

• Bugs Bunny : Listen, Dracula... have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you?

  [points to the audience while whispering] 

  Bugs Bunny : Look, out there, in the audience.

  Gossamer : PEOPLE! Aieeeeeeee!

  [Gossamer runs away through the laboratory walls screaming] 

• Bugs Bunny : Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!

  [Bugs rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist's table and equipment and begins to do the monster's nails] 

  Bugs Bunny : My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!

  [Bugs dips the monster's hands into two bowls, where two mousetraps snap shut on them] 

• Bugs Bunny : Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?

  Doctor in audience : I'm a doctor!

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's up, doc?

• Bugs Bunny : And so, having re-redisposed of the monster, exit our...

  [wind-up decoy walks by] 

  Bugs Bunny : ... he... ro. Mechanical.

  [decoy kisses Bugs] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, so it's mechanical.

  [follows decoy] 

• Bugs Bunny : And so, having disposed of the monster, exit our hero through the front door, stage right, none the worse for his harrowing experience.

• Bugs Bunny : [to Gossamer/Rudolph]  Hey, Frankenstein!

• [Bugs goes up a flight of stairs but the lights aren't on. Gossamer chases after him, but Bugs runs back down the stairs and runs into Gossamer and knocks the monster down] 

  Bugs Bunny : Don't go up there! It's dark!

• Peter Lorre Scientist : Just a minute, I have another little friend who'd like to eat... uh, uh, meet you.