- Moe: [after a loud crash is heard in the other room, you see Curly with a ladder fallen down on top of him] You lame brain, why don't you be careful when you climb up a ladder?
- Curly: I only climbed up seven steps.
- Moe: That ladder had six!
- [slaps Curly on top of the head, knocking his hat off]
- Smiling Sam McGann: [bellows] WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- [Moe and Larry drop the pipes they are holding onto Curly's head]
- Smiling Sam McGann: Listen, you nitwits, the lights are still out in my office. I want juice and I want it right away!
- Curly: Here you are.
- [hands Smiling Sam McGann a wire with the end stripped, McGann holds it and gets electrocuted]
- Smiling Sam McGann: Ohhh! Ow! Ohhhhhh! Ow!
- [lets go of the wire]
- Smiling Sam McGann: Pick up that stuff and get to work or I'll strangle ya!
- [they pick up the pipes and accidentally hit him in the head, knocking him senseless, they guide him through the door]
- Moe: Now, don't worry, McGann. We'll take care of everything.
- [closes the door]
- Moe: Keep smiling, McGann.
- Clarence--Nurse: [he and Roland enter the Stooges' room where they are coughing uncontrollably after breathing] What do you think you're doing?
- Moe: We're breathing.
- Clarence--Nurse: Well, cut it out! It ain't on the schedule.