Three Little Pirates (1946)

Moe Howard: Moe

Quotes 

• Moe : The maha-...

  Curly : Aha! Razbanyi siati benefuchi

• Moe : The maha-...

  Curly : Aha! Lazpanya se chekini fuchi...

  Moe : Siddown!

  Curly : Oh, shaddap! I don't have to!

• Moe : Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharogi. That, how do you call it, that froghead, he askee taskaskee, whatifichorsa inginzoben. Gotet something else kiddo?

  Curly : Razbanyai siati benefuchi timinharongi. Paradeecke mahiha. I'd want to see that.

  Moe : Sit down, you flatbush flathead!

• Moe : Maha, Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi a bay meadows. That iron head askee taskee whatificharsaia kemdal ayendalay. You got some slick chicks?

  Curly : Aha. Oh a wolf. Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi paraleechemahiha. I'd like to see some babes myself.

  Curly : Hittin' a guy with glasses,huh?

• Moe : The raja says that in his domain on the islands of Coney & Long there are some fair chickadees who prowl through the meadows day & night.

  Moe : If you give us till sunup, we shall bring some back by sundown.

  Governor : Excellent, Excellent!

  Governor : On your way with winged feet.

  Curly : Aha, Yataminich, where are you?

• Governor : You shall die! I'll throw you to the togers!

  Moe : Give us a chance!

  Larry : Be a sport too!

  Governor : You want a chance?

  Larry : Yeah!

  Governor : Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.

  Larry : Uh, that's easy! Old age!

  [they all laugh] 

• Governor : [sentencing Moe, Larry, and Curly to death]  You have your choice: you may have your heads chopped off or you may be burned at the stake.

  Curly : We'll take burning at the stake!

  Governor : Very well. We'll toast them Monday at sundown.

  Moe : What did you pick burning at the stake for?

  Curly : Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.

• Moe : [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing]  Be careful you don't hit Larry.

  Curly : Where is he?

  Moe : Over there.

  Curly : I don't see him.

  Moe : Take off the glasses.

  [Curly takes his glasses off] 

  Moe : Over there by the wall.

  Curly : What wall?

• Curly : [points at each of the closet's walls]  Eeny, meeny, miney, 'Moe'. See? You can't go wrong with 'Moe'!

  Moe : [laughs]  Thanks!

  Curly : [Moe slaps Curly]  Ohh!

  Moe : Get busy here!

  Larry : All right.