Brideless Groom (1947)

Emil Sitka: Justice of the Peace J.M. Benton

Quotes 

• J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace : Join hands, you lovebirds!

• Moe : Those dames you phoned this morning found out about the 500 grand in the papers. Come on, pal, we gotta make this quick.

  J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace : Uh, have you got the ring?

  Shemp : Why certainly. Certainly, I got it.

  [he drops it as he takes it out of his coat pocket] 

  Shemp : Oop.

  Moe : It went in the piano.

  [going over to look] 

  Moe : Get it. You see anything?

  Shemp : Yeah. Wires.

  [Moe mushes his head down] 

  Shemp : Listen, you...

  Moe : What?

  Shemp : You know what? I think the piano's out of tune.

• J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace : My new piano!

  Larry : [shoving J.M. Benton out of the way]  Shut up!