Half-Wits Holiday (1947) Poster

Larry Fine: Larry

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Quotes 

  • Moe : But we're organized.

    [holds up a card with the letters AAM on it] 

    Moe : The Amalgamated Association of Morons. Local six and seven eighths.

    Moe , Curly , Larry : We are morons! Tried and true! We will do our yell for you!

  • Prof. Quackenbush : How would you boys like to make $1,000?

    Moe : Who do you have to murder?

    Prof. Quackenbush : Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.

    [the Stooges all flinch in horror] 

    Larry : No, no! Not that!

    Curly : Our father would never forgive us.

    Larry : There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.

    Moe : Quit bragging.

  • Prof. Sedletz : You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?

    Larry : One dollar.

    Prof. Sedletz : You don't know your arithmetic.

    Larry : You don't know my father!

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