Half-Wits Holiday (1947)
Larry Fine: Larry
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Quotes
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Prof. Quackenbush : How would you boys like to make $1,000?
Moe : Who do you have to murder?
Prof. Quackenbush : Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.
[the Stooges all flinch in horror]
Larry : No, no! Not that!
Curly : Our father would never forgive us.
Larry : There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.
Moe : Quit bragging.
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Prof. Sedletz : You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Larry : One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz : You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry : You don't know my father!