Half-Wits Holiday (1947)

Vernon Dent: Prof. Quackenbush

Quotes 

• Prof. Quackenbush : How would you boys like to make $1,000?

  Moe : Who do you have to murder?

  Prof. Quackenbush : Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.

  [the Stooges all flinch in horror] 

  Larry : No, no! Not that!

  Curly : Our father would never forgive us.

  Larry : There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.

  Moe : Quit bragging.

• Prof. Quackenbush : There's evidence of vacancy of the cranium.