Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Moe : T.H. I wonder what that means.

  Shemp : Teddy Hoosevelt?

  Moe : You're wrong, quiz kid.

  Larry : T.H. T.H. I got it! I got it!

  Moe : What?

  Larry : Thomas Hedison!

  Moe : Why don't you dumbells stop?

• Moe : We're going to be paupers. Paupers!

  Shemp : Are you kidding? We're not even married!

  Moe : [pokes Shemp in the eyes]  Why don't you be quiet. Think!

• Moe : [Larry accidentally takes a swig of the cleaning fluid he was using, and inadvertently spits it out on the back of Moe's head. Moe walks over and put his left hand on the side of Larry's head]  Oh, a funny man.

  [slaps him with the right hand] 

  Moe : What the matter with you?

  Larry : [as Moe walks away]  What did I do?

• [Shemp accidently hits Moe with a broom] 

  Shemp : Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.

  Moe : Oh, think nothing of it.

  Shemp : Gee, thanks, Moe.

  Moe : You're welcome.

  [grabs the broom and hits Shemp in the head with it] 

• Moe : Hey, fellas, listen to this letter. "Gentlemen..."

  Shemp : That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.

  Moe : Speak for yourself.

  Shemp : [Moe flicks his nose]  Ooh!

  Moe : "Gentlemen, this is to inform you that unless overdue payments for tailoring equipment are made within 24 hours, we will repossess said equipment. Balance now due, $321.86. Skin and Flint Finance Corporation; I. Fleecem, President."

• Moe : [after they see the detective's badge]  Gee officer, we didn't...

  Detective : [Cutting him off]  Quiet! You boys realize you just let Terry Hargan, the bank robber, slip right through my hands?

  [Turns to Shemp] 

  Detective : I outta run you in!

  Shemp : Please officer, I got six wives and two kids!

• Moe : Terry Hargen was here! The bank robber was here!

  Shemp : You're crazy. We got those clothes off one of the dummies.

  [warningly, wagging his finger] 

  Shemp : No cracks.

  [Moe bites Shemp's finger] 

• Shemp : [hearing a report of Hargan's crime spree on the radio]  Hey Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay our bills.

  [Shemp taps his temple, smiling] 

  Moe : Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.

• Shemp : Yes, ma'am?

  Hargan's girlfriend : Uh, do you dye?

  Moe : Oh, that's his natural expression.

• Larry : What can we do for you?

  Hargan's girlfriend : I'd like to have this dress dyed.

  Moe : What color?

  Hargan's girlfriend : Henna color.

  Shemp : You mean henna color at all?

  Hargan's girlfriend : No. H-E-N-N-A, henna. It's kind of a brown reddish.

  Shemp : I never ate a brown reddish.

• Moe : [laughing as one of Hargan's goons searches him]  Cut it out. I'm ticklish!

  Hargan's Henchman : All right, come across with that paper.

  Moe : Oh, the paper?

  Hargan's Henchman : Yes, the paper.

  Moe : Why didn't you say so?

  [reaching into his pocket and removing his fist] 

  Moe : There it is.

  [he slaps his fist and his arm swings around, hitting the good in the head; as he bends over, Moe kicks him headfirst into the pants presser] 

  Moe : Hey, Larry! I got him!