- Moe: [the Stooges gawk at the ancient car Claude has just driven up to the curb] What's THAT?
- Claude Finkle: A Columbus!
- Moe: Never mind who you bought it from, what make is it?
- Claude Finkle: I told you, a Columbus!
- Shemp: I thought he came over on a boat!
- Claude Finkle: It can be caused by excessive use of the grey matter of the brain.
- Moe: Aw, must be something else.
- Shemp: Sure, can't be that.