Saturday Evening Puss (1950)

Lillian Randolph: Mammy Two-Shoes

Quotes 

• [Jerry rings Mammy Two-Shoes while she is playing her bridge game] 

  Mammy Two-Shoes : [cheerily]  Hello? Yes, this is the Lucky Seven Saturday Night Bridge Club. Who? This is her.

  [short pause] 

  Mammy Two-Shoes : [alarmed]  A party? At *my* house? Ex-*cuse* me!

  [Mammy races home and crashes through the front entrance, taking the door with her. Tom opens the door] 

  Mammy Two-Shoes : [angrily pointing her finger]  Thomas!

  [Tom slams the door on Mammy, leaving her arm sticking through the door; Mammy promptly grabs Tom's tail and throws the cats out of the house] 

  Mammy Two-Shoes : Doggone cats, mess up my whole evening!

  [Mammy sits down at the record player while Jerry prepares to sleep again] 

  Mammy Two-Shoes : Well, might as well relax and play myself a little soft... soothing... *hot music*!

  [Jerry grumpily puts up with the record player again]