- Goofy: What'd I quit smoking for? I like smoking! I'm no quitter! I get a lot of pleasure smoking! I love smoking! It's my hobby!
- [his eyes turn red and wild and he babbles]
- Goofy: Hey mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed, rope or chaw or... cigar or snuff or anything, just ANYTHING!
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Give a smoker enough rope, and he'll hang onto his habit.