- Moe: Hey, where's Larry?
- Shemp: Phoning his girlfriend. Wonder what she looks like.
- Moe: So do I. For that matter, I wonder what your girl looks like. You never told me.
- Shemp: Well, that makes us even. You never told me what your girl looks like. Probably a goon.
- [he laughs]
- Moe: Yeah.
- [realizing the insult, he smacks Shemp in the face with his shaving cream brush]