- Barbara Blake: Daddy, if a person is well-bred, she's never drunk.
- Jordan Blake: Is that so?
- Barbara Blake: Ordinary people drink because they can't measure up to life. But well-bred people drink because, well, because life can't measure up to them. Mrs Angevine explained it to me.
- Jordan Blake: Mrs. Angevine's got a hollow leg.
- Jordan Blake: Uh, huh. That old skid-row social director couldn't get you on the 40-cent tour at Bietelbaum's Brewery.