Shemp : Hey, let's eat. I'm hungry.
Moe : Me, too. I could eat a horse.
Shemp : Don't look at me!
Moe : I said a horse, not a jackass.
Moe : You can be Secretary of the Offense, you'll be Secretary of the Inferior, and I'll be Toastmaster General!
Moe : [yelling at Shemp] Don't be a chimp, you chump! Ya can't believe all that stuff... that's a campaign promise!
Moe : We can buy a yacht.
Larry : And go fishin'!
Moe : You got worms?
Larry : Yeah, but I'm goin' anyhow.
Moe : Say, it must have been an awful job to cut all these little pieces of confetti up with the scissors.
Larry : With the scissors? They don't use the scissors, you dope.
Moe : No?
Larry : No, a razorblade.
Moe : Oh.
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