- Cowboy: Just think, within slingin' distance of a dead cat, there's millions o' unborn beer cans! Nature sure is wonderful.
- Duke Mullane: [Mullane pushes Corcoran into a mud puddle] You sober now?
- Corcoran: Yeah, I'm sober.
- Duke Mullane: Good, I don't enjoy slappin' drunks around.
- Duke Mullane: What's the matter baby? You afraid Catlin wouldn't have the romantic heaves if he knew... we knew each other?
- Lory Hale: Now let's get this straight Duke. You're out of my life. You never happened to me. You're not even a memory.
- Duke Mullane: The forgotten man, huh? I'll save a place in line for Catlin.
- Lory Hale: Don't bother Duke. He's it. He's the man I wanted you to be. And I love him.
- Duke Mullane: Well, that's the kiss of death. I ought to know. I have the shroud to prove it... .Oh, don't go girlish on me. You gave as good as you got.
- Gregory Keith: What's going on over there.
- Clyde: I believe the Reverend Mullane is bringing the word to a repentent sinner, sir... . And you're just in time for the closing hymn.