Goof on the Roof (1953)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Larry : [Larry has slammed the top door in Moe's face] 

  [to Moe] 

  Larry : I didn't know you were standing there, Moe. I wouldn't have slammed the door.

  Moe : [to Larry]  Oh, *you* slammed it? That's all right. Hey, is that a dirty spot?

  Larry : Where?

  Moe : Here!

  [slams door in Larry's face] 

• Shemp : [after Moe shoves the door into Shemp] 

  [to Moe] 

  Shemp : Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?

  Moe : [to Shemp]  Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.

  Shemp : I'm hungry too and I haven't...

  Moe : Shaddup and finish your job.

• Shemp : [sees the inside of the wall is on fire]  Oh! Oh! The joint's on fire! Oh, if we only had some marshmallows!

  [to Moe] 

  Shemp : Go out and get some marshmallows!

  Moe : [slaps Shemp with both hands]  What's marshmallows? Come on! Get this thing out!

• Moe : How do you like that? No more jelly. I guess I'll have to eat cheese. Better get some bread.

• Moe : [sees Larry has made holes in the wall]  That's swiss cheese! Look what you did to the wall! How are you going to explain that to Bill?

  Larry : Woodpeckers.

  [Larry and Moe laugh] 

  Larry : That's a good one, ain't it?

  Moe : Yeah. Here's a better one.

  [sets Larry in a knee-elbow-chin position] 

  Larry : What happens now?

  Moe : This!

  [Moe kicks Larry's leg upward, causing Larry to punch himself in the chin] 

• Larry : [he and Shemp are trying to get a bucket of water off of Moe's head]  Hey, it's stuck. Help me get it loose. The water must've swelled his head.

  Shemp : Oh, he always had a swell head.

  [Larry and Shemp proceed to tap the top of the bucket with a feather duster and brush respectively and repeatedly, until Moe punches them both in the stomachs] 

  Moe : Stop doing it for me! You're doing it TO me!