Here Come the Girls (1953)

Millard Mitchell: Albert Snodgrass

Quotes 

• Albert Snodgrass : [to Stanley]  I am NOT your daddy. I'm your mother's husband, and I refuse to be responsible for any mistakes but my own.

  Stanley Snodgrass : [to his mother, after thinking it over]  I think he insulted one of us.

• Albert Snodgrass : [having removed his belt]  One side, Emily, while I butter the toast of Broadway.