Tricky Dicks (1953)

Moe Howard: Sgt. Moe

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• Sgt. Moe : [answering his phone]  Hello! Yeah! Detective bureau, Sergeant Moe speaking. Oh, wait a minute, Clancy. Go ahead. You say there's a dead horse on Ticonderoga Street? How do you spell "Ticonderoga"? Oh, you don't know, either. Well, drag him over to First Street.

  [hangs up] 

  Sgt. Moe : I have to think of everything.

• Larry : You know my sister was engaged with a wooden-legged guy.

  Sgt. Moe : Yeah?

  Larry : She broke it off.

  Sgt. Moe : The engagement?

  Larry : No, the leg.

• Sgt. Moe : Quiet, everyone! Genius at work!

• Sgt. Moe : [answers phone]  Detective Bureau! Yes, this is Sergeant Moe!

  [more gently] 

  Sgt. Moe : Oh, hello, dear. Why, of course, dear. Oh, sure, you've got nothin' to worry about. Goodbye, sweetheart.

  [hangs up phone] 

  Sgt. Moe : That was the mayor.

• [Repeated line] 

  Sgt. Moe : I have to do everything around here!