Income Tax Sappy (1954)

Larry Fine: Larry

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• Moe : Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?

  Shemp : Forty-four hundred dollars.

  Larry : That's eleven dependents! Who are they?

  Shemp : My ex-wife and ten bartenders.

  Moe : Why don't you quit kidding?

  Shemp : Who's kidding?

  Moe : Why, you...

  [Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry] 

• Larry : How much should I deduct for charity?

  Moe : Anything, take $3000.

  Larry : Oh, that's very good.

  Moe : Yeah, but you got to put down who got the money.

  Larry : I got it.

  Moe : Oh, you'll never get away with that.

  Larry : Why not? Charity begins at home.

  Moe : You're a smart imbecile.