Beanstalk Bunny (1955)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck

Quotes 

• Bugs : Now, look, Mac. Let's get things straightened out. You're the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, aren't you?

  Elmer : Well, yes.

  Bugs : And the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk wasn't after no wabbit, now was he? He was after Jack. Right?

  Elmer : Well, I guess maybe that is wight.

  Bugs : All right then.

  [Pointing to Daffy] 

  Bugs : He is Jack.

  Daffy : It's a lie! It's a lie! My name is, uh, Aloysius. His name is Jack! Jack Rabbit!

  Bugs : Oh, no. You're Jack, all right.

  Daffy : I am not.!You're Jack!

  Bugs : You are Jack and you know it, because it is a fact.

  Elmer : I guess I'll have to open up with a pair of Jacks.

• Daffy Duck : Boy, this is the kind of story I like. I can just taste all those pieces of eight. And doubloons. And triploons. And, uh, quadruploons. And, uh, uh, quintuploons.

• Daffy Duck : Odds my bodkins, a beanstalk. And all the way up to the sky too. Well, I better get to work climbing this thing or we won't have any picture.

• Bugs : I don't remember any rabbit in Jack and the Beanstalk. But, there's gonna be one in this one.

• Daffy : Keep your hands off me. I came here for those solid-gold goodies, and I ain't leaving without them. On account of I am greedy.

• Daffy : ...Oh, no, you don't! That's *my* hiding-place!

  [He shoves Bugs away and enters what turns out to be a trap. It goes off with a CRACK!] 

  Daffy : You could have stood up for your rights, you know. You milk-sop.

• [first lines] 

  Daffy : Now there goes a salesman. He trades me out of a perfectly good, grade A, homogenized Holstein cow, and for what? Three stupid beans! Jack, you're a jerk!

• [last lines] 

  Daffy : Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Eh, it's a living. Tick tock. Tick tock.

• Daffy : Well, what do you know. He's colder than a foundered flounder.