Knight-Mare Hare (1955)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Sir Osis, King, Merlin the Magician, Donkey Owner

Quotes 

• Sir O of K : Surrender, varlet. Thou art the prisoner of me lance.

  Bugs Bunny : I art? And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo?

  Sir O of K : I, knave, am Sir O of K, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire... shire.

  Bugs Bunny : My, he's a big one! Hey, look, pressure cooker. I bet you know a lot of my friends. Ooh! Like, uh, Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Earl of Hines, Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong.

  Sir O of K : Upstarts and rogues. Never heard of them.

  Bugs Bunny : Rogues, eh? Upstarts, eh? Look, Sir Rup of Figs, don't go around insulting my friends, or I shall get me a can opener and open thee up like a can of solid pack tomatoes.

  Sir O of K : What? Wouldst tilt with me?

  Bugs Bunny : Tilt with thee I will, and I won't wilt. Just lend me a weapon, that's all. That's all.

  Sir O of K : Very well, thou stupid scoundrel. Prepare to meet thy fate.

• Bugs Bunny : [to Sir O of K]  Ehhhhhhh, what's up, duke?

• Bugs Bunny : Putting that eight ball in the side pocket is all very well, but it still don't explain what I'm doing in this booby hatchery, or how I'm getting out.

  [a dragon passes by] 

  Bugs Bunny : Do you smell brimstone?

  [sees dragon] 

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, boy, what big horny toads they do have around here.

• Merlin : How do you do? My name is Merlin. I'm a sorcerer.

  Bugs Bunny : Y'are! Really? A sorcerer? Hey, come on, let's see you sauce, huh? Please, huh? Please?

• Bugs Bunny : Well, that gives him a hobby, but I still ain't no nearer to my natural habitat.

  [Sees an apple like the one that hit him in the beginning] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, why not? After all, they laughed at the man when he invented penicillin.

• Bugs Bunny : [after waking up]  Wow! What a relief! Thank goodness that was all... just... a... nightmare?

  [Bugs pauses as he sees a horse that resembles Merlin from his dream. But then he shakes his head and resumes walking] 

  Bugs Bunny : Nah. Impossible. Couldn't be him.

  Farmer : All right, Merlin. Giddy up. Get along now.

  [Bugs stops in shock after hearing this]