We're No Angels (1955)
Humphrey Bogart: Joseph
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Quotes
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Joseph : We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, cut their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
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Joseph : Jules, you rush in and tell him before it's too late. Tell him there's a snake in that box.
Jules : He won't believe me. He doesn't like me.
Joseph : Albert, maybe you ought to run in and warn him.
Albert : Why don't we cut cards for it?
Joseph : Good idea. I'll get the cards.
[Long pause as he slowly saunters over to get a deck of cards and returns]
Joseph : Who cuts first?
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Joseph : I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.
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Amelie Ducotel : I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes.
Joseph : A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.
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Joseph : That's the way it is, "in the midst of life," et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
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Joseph : In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."
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[Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils]
Andre Trochard : Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that?
Joseph : [matter-of-factly] You eat it like an apple.
[Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge]
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Joseph : If you don't mind my saying so, Albert, he's got it all over you.
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Joseph : It's true. He died in his sleep.
Felix Ducotel : That was very considerate of him.
Amelie Ducotel : I don't know what to do.
Felix Ducotel : The first thing to do is make sure that he's dead. I don't trust him.
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Andre Trochard : You men are murderers.
Joseph : Not me. I'm a maniac.
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Amelie Ducotel : I can't believe it - Andre dead.
Joseph : It happens to everybody.
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Amelie Ducotel : It's you?
Joseph : How could I be anybody else?