Don't Go Near the Water (1957)
Howard Smith: Adm. Junius Boatwright
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Quotes
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Adm. Junius Boatwright : Oddballs and freaks, that's what they are. The whole blasted public relations.
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Adm. Junius Boatwright : Get this ship under way and haul down those... those... bloomers!
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Adm. Junius Boatwright : Do you know how many men there are on a heavy cruiser?
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel : 1,712, sir.
Adm. Junius Boatwright : Yeah. And do you realize how long this ship has been in the Pacific?
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel : 31 months and 13 days, sir.
Adm. Junius Boatwright : And do you have any notion what the sight of a woman, any woman, but, especially that woman, can do to men who haven't even seen a woman in all that time?
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel : Yes, sir!
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Adm. Junius Boatwright : Quite impossible.
Deborah Aldrich : Why?
Adm. Junius Boatwright : Well, you see Miss, there are no arrangements on ship for carrying ladies. There are no separate facilities, so to speak.
Deborah Aldrich : Well, then I just have to take pot luck.
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Adm. Junius Boatwright : Where have you been?
Deborah Aldrich : To the war, Sweetie! Now, I need a nice hot bath. Excuse me.