- Piano Pig: [the Big Bad Wolf goes to Hell and plays the trumpet well] The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule: / Ya gotta be hot to play real cool!
- Narrator: Well, the Big Bad Wolf was really gone / And with him went his corny horn / Went out of this world without a trace / Didn't go to Heaven, was the other place.
- Narrator: Sturdy place, this house of bricks / Built in 1776 / High class place with a high class crowd / Sign on the door 'No Wolves Allowed"
- [At the house of sticks, Dew Drop Inn]
- Narrator: Big Bad Wolf was really sore.
- Wolf: If they're gonna get tough, I'll give 'em more! / They don't know talent in this here town, / I'll huff and puff and blow the place down!
- [the wolf blows on his trumpet and the house collapses]
- Narrator: Dew Drop Inn / Did drop down.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: Remember the story of Three Little Pigs? / One played the pipe, and the other danced jigs. / Three Little Pigs are still around, / But they're playing music with a modern sound.