- Larry: I wonder where we are.
- Schuyler Davis: Maybe the sign will tell us.
- [the sign is written entirely in Greek letters. Curly-Joe and Larry try to sound it out]
- Larry: [laughs] You know, I...
- Moe: I'll smash the first guy who says it's all Greek to me.
- Larry: [waves a thumb at Curly-Joe] Well, it's all Greek to him.
- Schuyler Davis: You know, these old Greek things certainly have lovely curves, haven't they?
- Moe: These young Greek things ain't bad, either!
- Ulysses: It is not the housemen sire, but the powerful oarsmen on the starboard side. All the rest of my slaves combined cannot hold the ship steady.
- Moe: You guys better clean this place up. if the boss sees this mess he will kill you and if he dont i will.