Follow the Boys (1963)
Russ Tamblyn: Lt. (j.g.) Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith
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Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : [he has brought her a rose] It's one of those artificial ones.
Toni Denham : It's still very nice.
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : I didn't know it was artificial when I stole it from the hotel lobby.
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Lt. Peter Langley : Have you done something I don't know about?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : I haven't even done anything I don't know about.
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Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Who needs 'em. As a matter of fact, Smitty, I've been thinking. There's nothing in Naval regulations that says we have to spend our liberty chasin' girls.
Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What have you got in mind?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Well, we could - well, we could go see some statues, visit museums, see some cathedrals, soak up a little culture for a change.
Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : And just forget about girls?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Exactly.
Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What if we get to one of these museums and see a couple of dames?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : We ignore 'em.
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Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : What are your plans for shore leave?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Well, sir, Lt. Langley and I have decided to spend our time studying Italian architecture.
Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : That's one of putting it.
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Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Mademoiselle, you say?
Lt. Cmdr. Ben Bradville : That's right, Lieutenant. And I understand the Mademoiselle is quite a dish.
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Toni Denham : I'm still under sedation from that Torpedo.
[looking at Smitty's watch]
Toni Denham : Is this thing right?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Yep. 9:15.
Toni Denham : When did you last see Pete?
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : A couple of hours ago. What about Michele?
Toni Denham : Hmmm. Well, let's see now, I feel asleep, well, let's face it, I passed right out about 7 o'clock. And then I woke up - I came to, about 8 o'clock. And she wasn't there.
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Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Bachelors have parties before they get married. I don't see any reason why a girl can't - hey, what would you - what would you call a female bachelor?
Toni Denham : Toni.
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Yeah, Toni.
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Toni Denham : [kiss] Tell me I'm out of my mind.
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : You're out of your mind.
Toni Denham : What?
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Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : The Navy just doesn't like its personnel to overstay liberty.
Toni Denham : Well, I guess it's time to put the Genie back. Hmm?
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Toni Denham : This Genie isn't going to fit in here.
Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith : Deflate.
Toni Denham : How?