Kisses for My President (1964)

Arlene Dahl: Doris Reid Weaver

Quotes 

• Doris Reid Weaver : Darling, I did have you first. I'd steal you away from Leslie in a minute; but, I suppose you're government property now. And, I wouldn't want those hard little men in trench coats running around after me. Do you suppose Leslie would give me a government pardon?

• Doris Reid Weaver : Do I detect a wounded male ego?

  Thaddeus McCloud : Not wounded. Deceased.

• Thaddeus McCloud : I'm going nuts!

  Doris Reid Weaver : Thad, why in heaven's name did you let Leslie run for the Presidency?

  Thaddeus McCloud : Because I never thought she'd make it!

• Doris Reid Weaver : Here, smell my earlobe.

  Thaddeus McCloud : That smells good. A little like me, but, a lot better.

  Doris Reid Weaver : It's the same perfume, except that when it blends with my personal body chemistry it - it's a different fragrance, than when it blends with yours.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Oh. I guess maybe my personal body chemistry is martini.

• Doris Reid Weaver : I'd have been here sooner; but, those guards kept stopping me. They did everything but frisk me!

• Doris Reid Weaver : Now, who ever would have thought my roommate at Radcliffe would one day become President!

• Thaddeus McCloud : Doris, you're just as beautiful as ever. Of course, you ought to be with that string of beauty parlors all over the world.

  Doris Reid Weaver : Salons, darling.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Oh, I'm sorry.

  Doris Reid Weaver : You look as virile as ever!

• Doris Reid Weaver : How sweet of you to remember me after all these years.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Are you kidding? How could I ever forget the torrid love of my madcap youth!

• Doris Reid Weaver : The men's line hasn't been doing too well lately. Doris Reid Products has sort of a - a feminine connotation and men just naturally shy away from it. Now, it'd be a different story with you as Vice President in charge of the men's division.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Vice President?

  Doris Reid Weaver : You'd give the products a whole new image. A real he-man, two-fisted, lady-killer image!

• Doris Reid Weaver : You did a man's job the way a man should do it.

• Doris Reid Weaver : If you want to feel like a man, act like a man. How about sealing the partnership with a kiss?

• Doris Reid Weaver : The fragrance even varies on - different parts of the body.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Is that so?

  Doris Reid Weaver : Here, smell in the hollow of my neck.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Oh, yeah, that - that - that's the best yet.

  Doris Reid Weaver : Oh, darling, remember when we were young and foolish. I feel exactly that way now.

• Doris Reid Weaver : I've been waiting to hear from you about my job offer.

  Thaddeus McCloud : Well, Doris, I keep blowing hot and cold on the idea. I don't know.

  Doris Reid Weaver : I just have to catch you while you're hot.

• Doris Reid Weaver : You're the cutest Vice President a girl ever needed.

• Doris Reid Weaver : Look, Thad, why don't you stop by the house, real soon, for cocktails and a... nice, long chat?

  Thaddeus McCloud : Well, thanks, Doris. That, uh, that'll be fine.

  Doris Reid Weaver : Good.

  [Walking away] 

  Doris Reid Weaver : Oh, and, uh, bring the president if you like. Bye."