Hogan's Heroes (TV Series 1965–1971) Poster

(1965–1971)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan, Col. Robert E. Hogan, Col. Robert Hogan

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Quotes 

  • Schultz : Col. Hogan if you ever escape...

    Hogan : Yeah?

    Schultz : Be a good fellow and take me with you.

  • Hogan : [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe]  Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number.

    Carter : [answers the phone in a mock-German accent]  I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number.

    [pause] 

    Carter : So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone!

  • [while safecracking, the phone rings in Klink's office and Carter answers] 

    Carter : Hello? Oh, hi... I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. This is a prisoner of war camp. Who am I? I'm a prisoner.

    Hogan : Carter.

  • Hogan : You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition.

  • [Hogan impersonating Gestapo and holds up a General at gunpoint] 

    General : What is this, you are not Gestapo?

    Hogan : Lucky for you, we're going to get you out of this country.

    General : But I don't want to leave the country.

    Hogan : After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay?

    General : I'm coming with you.

  • Colonel Klink : Those prisoners will be released over my dead body!

    Hogan : It's a deal!

  • Hogan : [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building]  Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front!

    Newkirk : Jawohl, Herr General! Heil Hitler!

    Germans : [frantically]  Heil Hitler!

    Officer : [approaches Hogan]  Might I assist you?

    Hogan : [pointing at officer]  This man is to be court martialed and *shot!*

    Officer : But Herr General, I've not even greeted you yet!

    Hogan : That's why! You're too slow!

  • Leslie Smythe-Beddoes : [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit propagandist Leslie Smythe-Beddoes]  You read Mein Kampf, I believe.

    Hogan : Oh, yeah. You know that guy, Hitler, who wrote it? A lot of people say that just because he wears that silly mustache the book's a big joke...

  • Colonel Klink : When I looked out the window I thought I saw a chimpanzee raking in the garden.

    Hogan : Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden.

    Colonel Klink : WHAT?

  • [a German truck flies by] 

    Hogan : There's never a cop when you need one

  • Col. Wilhelm Klink : [annoyed]  Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. What is it?

    Col. Robert E. Hogan : I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men.

    Col. Wilhelm Klink : [sarcastically]  Really? A complaint. Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps.

    Col. Robert E. Hogan : No, you're funny enough.

  • Colonel Klink : [trying to demoralize Hogan after air-raid]  ... No damage was done and your bombers suffered severe losses at the hands of our illustrious Luftwaffe.

    Schultz : [walking in to the office introducing a Captain]  Herr Kommandant, this is Captain Müller. He barely escaped the terrible raid!

    Colonel Klink : That raid was a complete failure!

    Schultz : No, Herr Kommandant! They knocked the stuffing out of the Messerschmitt factory and got away from the Luftwaffe!

    Hogan : Illustrious Luftwaffe.

    Schultz : Illustrious Luft...

    Colonel Klink : Shultz!

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